Hell in a handbasket...

As I grow, I'm coming to a few conclusions:
1) Men could NEVER do this pregnancy thing. Trust me.
2) Women are more evolved than men. Trust me.
3) Illness is bad enough WITHOUT being fat and pregnant.
4) Feeling like the good year blimp is NOT a happy place for me
5) I miss my toes.
6) I miss sleeping all night in one position.
7) I miss SLEEPING.
8) There are muscles in the human body that men will never discover, and some women will never know they have. Trust me. ALL of them ache all the time right now.
9) There is nothing more humiliating that having to ask someone else to roll you over. Nothing. Not even having them wipe your parts.
10) I'm glad most of my socks are short. Collin spends a good amount of time putting them on me.
11) HAVING A 15 MONTH OLD AND BEING 9 MONTHS PREGNANT SUCKS.
12) How in the hell did society, life and everything else manage to exist if women were expected to do this every other year or so.
13) Men, you damned well better hug your mothers more often.
14) When we celebrate birthdays, shouldn't we include a few moments to thank the parent for the hell they went through. Next birthday, don't wait for your mom to call. CALL her and (if you like her) tell her!
15) Sometimes, life really is NOT worth getting out of bed for.

16) Friends who hold your hand, throw you parties, and hug you for no apparent reason, whether they be with you, far away, family, or other, make this worth doing.

17) Babies are cute to keep mothers from eating them. That is true for ALL species, but especially for humans.