Hell in a handbasket...

Tankard, Goblet, or Plastic Cup?
Tankard (two actually)

2. Did you dress your 1st time at Faire?
Yup.  Course, I found out later it wasn’t RIGHT, but dammit I tried.

3. Big Faire, Dam Faire, or Southern?
The answer is YES. All but Agoura.

4. Do you regularly smuggle alcohol into Faire?
No.

5. What was the last thing you bought - other than food and drink?
Soap on Saturday.

6. Do you regularly pirate pictures?
No, I just show them to others.

7. Ever followed the parade all the way thru Faire?
Yuppers. 2 times.  I was bored.

8. Have you seen every show?
nope. No way. They all run at the same times!

9. What does your favorite pin say?
Hmm. I have a mouse!  The only one I wear right now says “LFM St Ives.”

10. MUST your costume be period?
Often, yes.  We’re not in an ice age, people.

11. Where was your last out-ofstate Faire?
Vegas, where I met hubby.

12. Do you know the words to a Poxy Boggards' song?
Most of them, yes. (must stop playing in car, two children are starting to understand. Eeep)

13. How many different costumes do you own?
Hmmmm…….FUNCTIONING? 3

14. Do you carry a blade?
nope. That’s what the man is for  =)

15. Have you been flogged?
Nope. Spanked with the flat end of a sword, yes. Flogged? Nah. (from Shiney, and true for me too)

16. When was your virgin year?
Hmmm. 92 Patron, Working was 98

17. Who originally introduced you to Faire?
My uncle, who was patron in San Diego Alot

18. Have you been drunk at ale stand zero before ever entering Faire?
Never. Too damned early

19. Ever gotten a henna tat?
Yes. Twice.

20. Had your hair braided?
Always backstage. Never at the booth, but those at the booth HAVE braided me quickly in the AM

21. Do you use a tankard cover?
Does a piece of cloth on dusty days count?

22. Do you have pockets?
Hubby Does. I use it!

23. After seeing what happened to TruBBle, will you tell anyone it's your birthday?
October, BABY!

24. Do you carry a cell phone where it can be seen?
I usually leave my cell in the CAR.  No reception usually anyway.

25. Will you shed part of your costume if it's hot?
Hm. Hate sleeves anyway.  Have been know to ditch underskirt under the surcoat.

26. What part of someone else's costume do you wish you had?
Anyone’s. mine was thrown together when I found out I was pregnant the FIRST TIME and well….I haven’t changed it.

27. Ever had a run-in with security? Once Concerning frogs (don’t ask)a nd once when the lower minions were yelling at us for a puppet show but Jon was in the tent with us DOING the puppet voices (Don’t ask)

28. Do you bother with Faire-speak?
Yuppers.  Mine ends up quasi-Irish anyway..

29. Have you been on either end of the blue ribbon?
I have a little one as a favor, does that count?  I find that whole thing creepy.

30. What do you carry on you, that most other people probably do not?
Cutest kid on site!

31. Is sunscreen a normal part of your costume?
Go through a tube a year, between me and the kids.  SPF 5000 baby.

32. What color is your shirt?
Linen white.  Damned middle class.